what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
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The Kacho is perfect.
during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton
the SKELETON MAN
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part man, part skeleton?
yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
Former NSA Contractor Edward Snowman.
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