Doctor Bakapuncher

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

diamond-is-sparkling:

The Kacho is perfect.

tastefullyoffensive:

[iwearmyseatbelt]
skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

nprfreshair:

Former NSA Contractor Edward Snowman.

By Beth Novey, our web guru at NPR, Washington

nprfreshair:

Former NSA Contractor Edward Snowman.

By Beth Novey, our web guru at NPR, Washington

dumbfricker:

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